latenightgasstationwalk:

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

quincy-riv3rw00d:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimmycup:

omgbubblesomg:

funny-tik-toks:

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

😲

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

Oh to be a deaf ferret playing enrichment games on a staircase

The play by play of a good life its self

moviequotes3:

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

wordfather:

i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don’t feel like listing more things

perfectlyripeclementine:

calling my lover “mine” but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else’s, “mine” like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. “mine” not like possession but devotion.

kaylmao:

smallest cat to ever exist spotted playing with a uranium nucleus like a ball of yarn

so-much-for-subtlety:

wahoo-shem:

afterword:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

adamsmasher:

savvysinclair:

I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

gmailminte:

captcreate:

luisonte:

Su alijo secreto

NO! NO! MY COLLECTION!
NO!

everythingfox:

He understands